Sippin' Bourbon 
Category: Writing and Poetry 

I should be sippin' bourbon
swirving, curving
like Michael Irving
or George Gervin
the Ice Man cometh
I drinketh rumeth
liquor is quicker
makes me sicker
makes me vomit
in my Dodge Comet
busted car with two cylinders firing
Dominos isn't hiring
so I smoke dope
like a pope on a rope
hang out with my bros
writing shitty pros
cheating on my job
the stupid man I rob
I need more Jaeger
I'm on a mission from hell
711 or die
if I don't make it back
tell my parents why
my brains were fried
that's why I died
doing what I like
swirving on my bike
look out there's a car
thought I'd make it as far as the bar
oh shit I'm a hood ornament
my spirit lies dormant
rotting flesh
like david koresh
burning in flames