Sharper Image 
Category: Writing and Poetry 


Christmas time at Sharper Image
I was demonstrating the massage chair
You walked in
Juicy lips
Big boobs
Dark sunglasses
You sat down in the chair
I reclined you
And put up the leg rest
I turned on the shiatsu "tapping" massage
Your boobs were jiggling wildly
You turned your head towards me
Your pretty face and big juicy lips
Were only inches from my crotch
As I stood there in my slacks
With a tie on and a name tag
My erection was inches from your mouth
As other shoppers walked about oblivious
Christmas carols serenading us
"Dashing through the snow, in a one horse open sleigh"
"Over the fields we go, laughing all the way"
What a cozy Christmas you gave me