Kung Fu Kitten 
Category: Writing and Poetry 

Robed Kung Fu kitten on the mat
Swift and tenacious like a kitty cat
Unleashed a roundhouse Kung Fu kick
Caught a glimpse of her thighs strong and thick
She Moved like water flowing through silk
Her skin was the color of creamy milk
Samarai, she caught my eye
Stole my heart I wanted to die
Master of the arts and full of chi
Threw a kick and leveled me
Cute as a kitten with her wooden clogs
Slurping up noodles by the gobs
Geisha makeup with perky lips
With a silken sash tied around her hips
Porcelain smooth did she snap a kick
Feisty one this Kung Fu chick
In her house was a table low
In her bathroom no toilet, her sink was a bowl
Take off your shoes
Show some respect
Drink Saki, Sopporo, and sweet Anisette
She ate with chop sticks like a master
Sushi, Kobe beef, hella faster
Little cutie pie Kitten
My old and tired heart was smitten