Booh Fucking Hoo 
Category: Writing and Poetry 

Wah, Wah, Wah
Booh fucking hoo
Bitch, moan, whine, whine
That's all I've been doing lately
Somebody slap me
Girls you get my naked ass
Guys you can slap my face
But seriously, what an emo I've been
Must be some strange planetary alignment
I feel like this guy who wants to run with the wolves
But he pisses like a puppy
I want all the low hanging fruit, the tasty treats
The candy that makes me feel dandy
But my bitch ass little feelings can't take it
So to you people that I've emo'd out on
Pleeeeeeeeez forgive me
Let the planets realign themselves
Let me go get busy in a Burger King bathroom
Just kidding
Let things blow over
And let the natural processes take their course
And when the hues of the morning sun come beaming over the misty 
horizon
I hope you'll be waiting there for me
I'll take you by the hand
Lead you through the heart land
We'll rub our toes in the warm sand
Get lost in the tunes of a good blues band
In the south of Australia in a city called Queensland